Giving Covid-19 a Jolly Rogering:
When he first darkened the door of Pete’s studio, Drake was a wretchedly unhappy, groin punch of a man with no qualms about shit-talking your preschooler’s piss-poor artwork. Thanks to Pete, Drake has traded crusty socks for golden locks and now he’s DTF you up and plunder your booty! Long may yer big jib draw me ol’ cock!
Nicutus of Alborga:
When Nick breezed into the studio already looking like a breath of fresh air in a summer dress Pete didn’t know how to improve on such beauty. But he dug deep and pulled out another irresistible look, just in time for Spring. Nick can add my biological distinctiveness to his own any time!!!
Ho! What’s this? Another naked broad just lounging around enjoying the blissful life known as quarantine!?
Our artist in residence thought you would all enjoy yet another depiction of your typical Lady of the New World, drawn here in her natural habitat – the livingroom!
Look at her… languishing happily in a sunbeam while staring at the ceiling for the twentieth day in a row… not a care in the world!
Who wouldn’t want the company of this footloose and fancy-free woman of the New World!?